Tuesday, July 20, 2010

hi. i don't even know who would even be reading this...everyone in my circle knows that i am way behind with bloggin, ect. anyways, its late and i am trying to test out of this online class for my RN. it's such busy work. it's a one credit course..called info. to literacy. i'll let ya know if i learn something. actually...wait i have..the internet was first used by dept. of defense (in 1950) to collecitvely/collaberatively work on "projects" with people far far away..aliens maybe?? well..here's the skinny on the RN thing:
1. take online class (i could finish tonight if i focus!)
2. take FCCA (focsued clinical...blah blah) It is mailed to me on 07/22/10 and i have til 08/01/10 to finish..its open book..all i do is set up a care plan for a patient. i do it all the time..shouldn't be hard. the only hard part i ve encountered with care plans has been managing my cna's to follow through with them. how hard is it to turn patient every hour..she has a big hole on her butt and its gonna get worse. and hello..i'll totally know if you don't turn him/her. i know i seem nice..but i will tell on you!!
3.over the next week, compile a list of official documents..cpr certification, background check, all the basics and mail in a whoppin..(should i tell you how much it is, is that tacky? naw, ya'll need to know this is big time stuff here, ((so when i am committed to the looney bin you'll know why))- $2025!
4.then i sit around for 2 months for them to tell me where i will have to fly to in another 5 months to pass off my skills infront of an instructor.
-good luck to me